Anyone seen a recession yet?

[topgun]

I see more posts on contractoruk than ever before.

[Cyberman]

In Wales, farmers have reported a massive drop in sheep molestation.

People just can't afford the fuel to drive up into the hill country any more.

Farmers now intend to move the flocks into the lower pastures as an aid to the community.

The move has been hailed as a great benefit to the community by the sheep worriers society of Wales.

[BrilloPad]

I see more posts on contractoruk than ever before.

nonsense

HTH

[wc2]

Yesterday, I drove through a little village, the smell was awful - Burning rubber - Then I saw it....

Black smoke coming from a chimney.

Looks like one of the locals has switched from coal to old car tyres.

Extra tax on part worms imminent.

Doomed