If I were Prime Minister thread

[DimPrawn]

1. I'd give Scotland full independence. Fook em.

[Xenophon]

1. I'd give Scotland full independance. Fook em.

independence

[DimPrawn]

independence

What you talking about Willis?

[Xenophon]

What you talking about Willis?

[Old Greg]

I'd phone in sick.

[expat]

1. I'd give Scotland full independence. Fook em.

I'd take it. Any time.

[HairyArsedBloke]

But back date it a year or so. That way they will have to pick up the bill for HBOS, RBS.

Also, how come everyone wants to blame the City of London when it has been muppets in Bradford, Halifax, Newcastle and Scotland that have been paddling up diarrhoea creek?

[expat]

But back date it a year or so. That way they will have to pick up the bill for HBOS, RBS.

Maybe not. An independent Scotland might have just let them go.

Both have more customers, more employees, and more shareholdings in England than in Scotland.

[DiscoStu]

I'd get rid of your capitalist system, introduce collective farms, turn the UK into a republic and write a book on economic theory that would be compulsory reading for every man, woman and child.

President AtW

[stackpole]

I'd bring back John Prescott just so I could sack him, the useless, ignorant twot.