What's next?

[expat]

Isn't it time for a war to divert attention?

Iraq, Afghanistan. But you're right, need a new one, isn't Iran next up?

[DiscoStu]

900 properties
and they had no idea they should have sold last year

I think the fact that all their houses are pretty much located in two towns would preclude them from dumping them all at once.

[Xenophon]

Iraq, Afghanistan. But you're right, need a new one, isn't Iran next up?

I don't know. I get confused. Is there a difference between these places, anyway?

[Bagpuss]

What better way for the republicans to get back in....

We will save you from this evil spectre just like we did with Al Kiheeeda. Remember Osama sounds like Obama, and he has terrorist friends.

Osama Obama
Osama Obama

[AlfredJPruffock]

Whats Next ?

When all the stars are falling down
Into the sea and on the ground,
And angry voices carry on the wind,
A beam of light will fill your head
And you'll remember what's been said
By all the good men this world's ever known

[sasguru]

And so rental yields are going to rise and housing market will be saved by a rush into BTL?

Doesn't the Council pay rents if the tenant can't?
Boomed!

[PRC1964]

Iraq, Afghanistan. But you're right, need a new one, isn't Iran next up?

No, we need one we can win this time. How about Iceland?

[expat]

No, we need one we can win this time. How about Iceland?

What is the definition of "win" in a war against Iceland?

[PRC1964]

What is the definition of "win" in a war against Iceland?

A task force of plucky Brits sail over there, storm Rekyevik and withdraw all the money from their cash point machines, then return the money to the poor British councils. They could also bring back enough fresh cod to restock every chippie in the country.

The brave princes William & Harry will be allowed to fly in once the town has been taken, and will pose for photos before an elite squad of Fleet Street hacks who arrived curtesy of a Virgin Atlantic special "mercy mission".

Then they all come home again and have a parade in London.

[Bagpuss]

A task force of plucky Brits sail over there, storm Rekyevik and withdraw all the money from their cash point machines, then return the money to the poor British councils. They could also bring back enough fresh cod to restock every chippie in the country.

The brave princes William & Harry will be allowed to fly in once the town has been taken, and will pose for photos before an elite squad of Fleet Street hacks who arrived curtesy of a Virgin Atlantic special "mercy mission".

Then they all come home again and have a parade in London.

excellent!

I'd rather have something that reflects the diversity and culture of modern Britain though.

Maybe we could send a team of knife weilding hoodies. Five or six 13 year olds should do it.