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Originally posted by Andy2 View Post900 properties
and they had no idea they should have sold last yearǝןqqıʍComment
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Originally posted by expat View PostIraq, Afghanistan. But you're right, need a new one, isn't Iran next up?
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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What better way for the republicans to get back in....
We will save you from this evil spectre just like we did with Al Kiheeeda. Remember Osama sounds like Obama, and he has terrorist friends.
Osama Obama
Osama ObamaThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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When all the stars are falling down
Into the sea and on the ground,
And angry voices carry on the wind,
A beam of light will fill your head
And you'll remember what's been said
By all the good men this world's ever knownComment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAnd so rental yields are going to rise and housing market will be saved by a rush into BTL?
Boomed!Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by expat View PostIraq, Afghanistan. But you're right, need a new one, isn't Iran next up?Comment
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Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostNo, we need one we can win this time. How about Iceland?Comment
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Originally posted by expat View PostWhat is the definition of "win" in a war against Iceland?
The brave princes William & Harry will be allowed to fly in once the town has been taken, and will pose for photos before an elite squad of Fleet Street hacks who arrived curtesy of a Virgin Atlantic special "mercy mission".
Then they all come home again and have a parade in London.Comment
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Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostA task force of plucky Brits sail over there, storm Rekyevik and withdraw all the money from their cash point machines, then return the money to the poor British councils. They could also bring back enough fresh cod to restock every chippie in the country.
The brave princes William & Harry will be allowed to fly in once the town has been taken, and will pose for photos before an elite squad of Fleet Street hacks who arrived curtesy of a Virgin Atlantic special "mercy mission".
Then they all come home again and have a parade in London.
I'd rather have something that reflects the diversity and culture of modern Britain though.
Maybe we could send a team of knife weilding hoodies. Five or six 13 year olds should do it.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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