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Agreed to a point. The fact that they were largely self-inflicted in the first places reduces that concept slightly though. -
I have no pension or savings to lose… boomed.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I'm not a greedy banker you know.Originally posted by DS23 View Postonly 400?
Plus I'm not into SAP, so £2000/day is not an option.Comment
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Funny how you always seem to have money in the investment du jour.
I recall you had money in commodities just a few days ago.
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Hard Brexit now!
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Can we please not mention the money I've got in Oil and Natural Gas please.Originally posted by sasguru View PostFunny how you always seem to have money in the investment du jour.
I recall you had money in commodities just a few days ago.
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DP's diverse investment portfolio:Originally posted by sasguru View PostFunny how you always seem to have money in the investment du jour.
I recall you had money in commodities just a few days ago.
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- One jar of Tesco value instant coffee
- One box of Tesco value teabags
- Half a tank of petrol
- Gas bottle for camping stove
- 3 Gold bars
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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More importantly, how is your back?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostIt's sunny
I don't have any money in tulipe Icelandic banks
I sold the majority of my property "portfolio" at peak prices
I have money in Gold
I'm still earning £400/day and have done for years.
I'm better looking than AtW
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Actually, I do wish I had a couple of gold bars... mmm.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI wish!
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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She speaks quite highly of you as well TayOriginally posted by tay View PostI actually respect Spears for the way she has battled back... just like I do anyone who battles back from such a sorry state and can reflect harshly on thier own previous actions.
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