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Out of Thin Air (TM) Village Idiot of the Week competition

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    #11
    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    every schoolboys favourite kind.
    Dammit, I changed that straight away and you still picked it up in the 60s window available.
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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      #12
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      every schoolboy's favourite kind.
      Ahem!

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        #13
        Originally posted by snaw View Post
        Lonegunman for insisting that HSBC was a HK/Shanghai bank cause it says so in the letters.
        It was until it moved. Easy mistake to make.
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #14
          Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
          It was until it moved. Easy mistake to make.
          You're big enough to admit it, which lets you off in my book. Not like any of us here haven't occasionally got it completely wrong ...
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #15
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Contestants have to come up with Out of Thin Air(TM) assertions which they obtained from their voices in their head.

            The finalists are

            atW - for asserting that most City institutions were recipients of tax-payers money, when this is clearly a crock of crap.

            Cybercretin - for asserting that the ECB followed the BoEs lead in cutting interest rates yesterday (when it was clearly a coordinated effort by about 6 countries) and for asserting that Life prisoners serve an average of 6 years when this is clearly another crock of steaming turd manure.
            Remind me to start an AGW thread next week so you can make the final.

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              #16
              Originally posted by cupidstunt View Post
              Remind me to start an AGW thread next week so you can make the final.
              That would be next weeks final then
              Coffee's for closers

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                #17
                Originally posted by snaw View Post
                Lonegunman for insisting that HSBC was a HK/Shanghai bank cause it says so in the letters.
                Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                It was until it moved. Easy mistake to make.
                http://www.hsbc.com/1/2/about-hsbc

                What's the argument?
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by snaw View Post
                  You're big enough to admit it, which lets you off in my book. Not like any of us here haven't occasionally got it completely wrong ...
                  Back in the 80's a mate of mine went to work in Honkers as a copper. He sent me lots of pictures and post cards and letters while he was there. One that stuck was because he had been called to the Honkers and Shankers HQ. I was well impressed because he had been to the HQ of what was one of if not the biggest banks in the world. So I knew where its HQ was. I had just missed the fact that they had moved a bit, recently. It is not as if I was making it up is it.
                  I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                  The original point and click interface by
                  Smith and Wesson.

                  Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                    I insisted it was still HQed in HK. It has moved to London. Doh.
                    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                    The original point and click interface by
                    Smith and Wesson.

                    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by cupidstunt View Post
                      Remind me to start an AGW thread next week so you can make the final.
                      Looks like we'll need a larger van for Village Idiot outings.
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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