Things That Are Annoying

[Stan.goodvibes]

People who say "Going Forward" in almost any sentence. "Going forward I think we need to fix the toilet pan". In fact any managment speak is annoying.

People who say 'At the end of the day' during a discussion, as if somehow their ill-thought-out, mistimed, irrelevent and badly delivered 'point' is somehow the final word.

Grrrr Grrrr Grrrr

[Stan.goodvibes]

Any sport commentator that uses the word "quality" wrongly, e.g. "That was a quality pass..." No, you cretin, you need another word in there, e.g. "That was a good / high / low / poor quality pass..."

a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts...

[Board Game Geek]

"narmeen" after every sentence

When someone does that to you, turn the tables on them.

Say "Actually no. I don't know what you mean."

Watch them flounder and derail. Great fun.

[TheFaQQer]

a far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts...

4-4-2
4-3-3
4-5-1
0-8-9-8-1-1-1-5-5-5 for a good time...

Oh, it's all changed, isn't it?

Marvelous.

[stingman123]

Gordon Ramsey







Done!

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Things That Are Annoying

The fact that Julie Burchill, Joan Sarpong, Shane Ritchie and Noel Edmunds are still breathing.

[Bob Dalek]

The fact that Julie Burchill, Joan Sarpong, Shane Ritchie and Noel Edmunds are still breathing.

You forgot Timmy Mallett.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

You forgot Timmy Mallett.

Indeed - I actually have a very long list and he's on it too.

[wobbegong]

You forgot Timmy Mallett.

. . . and Vanessa Feltz. Ooh, and Hazel Blears, and don't forget the vacuous Jenny Powell.

[Stan.goodvibes]

4-4-2
4-3-3
4-5-1
0-8-9-8-1-1-1-5-5-5 for a good time...

Oh, it's all changed, isn't it?

Marvelous.

Not like old Alf Ramsey and his wingless wonders. Oh far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts, rolling the ball in dogs muck and tossing it to your mate for a header....

Marvelous.