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    #11
    Big dog's c**k!

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      #12
      Tranny Magnet

      The "tranny magnet" of the title is middle-aged, short, fat, balding no-hoper Willie Virgin who lives with his elderly foul-mouthed Mother. Although desperate to find the woman of his dreams Willie was unfortunately cursed by a radioactive Scotsman for laughing at his kilt. The result of the curse being that Willie only attracts transvestites and transexuals, much to his horror.

      Could be any number of posters on here.
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #13
        DP you have some serious issues that need resolving

        I know exactly how to get them resolved

        Oh! SallyAnne

        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #14
          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          DP you have some serious issues that need resolving

          I know exactly how to get them resolved

          Oh! SallyAnne

          Has SallyAnne got the baseball bat then?

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            #15
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Mr Logic - Sasguru
            Terry ****witt - AtW
            Sid the Sexist - Churchill
            Roger Irrelevant - Wilmslooooooooooooow!
            Millie Tant - SandyDown
            Aldridge Pryor - Threaded
            The Fat Slags - SallyAnne

            Seems fair
            The pope is a tard.

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              #16
              Parkie - Ferret
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                #17
                Surely Atw would be better suited to Roger Irrelevant?
                "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                Thomas Jefferson

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                  #18
                  Tommy's Magic Arse was always funny.

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                    #19
                    This board isn't as good as it used to be.
                    Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Alf W View Post
                      This board isn't as good as it used to be.
                      It's really gone down hill
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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