Big dog's c**k!
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Tranny Magnet
The "tranny magnet" of the title is middle-aged, short, fat, balding no-hoper Willie Virgin who lives with his elderly foul-mouthed Mother. Although desperate to find the woman of his dreams Willie was unfortunately cursed by a radioactive Scotsman for laughing at his kilt. The result of the curse being that Willie only attracts transvestites and transexuals, much to his horror.
Could be any number of posters on here.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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DP you have some serious issues that need resolving
I know exactly how to get them resolved
Oh! SallyAnne
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Has SallyAnne got the baseball bat then?Originally posted by Diver View PostDP you have some serious issues that need resolving
I know exactly how to get them resolved
Oh! SallyAnne

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Seems fairOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostMr Logic - Sasguru
Terry ****witt - AtW
Sid the Sexist - Churchill
Roger Irrelevant - Wilmslooooooooooooow!
Millie Tant - SandyDown
Aldridge Pryor - Threaded
The Fat Slags - SallyAnne

The pope is a tard.Comment
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Parkie - FerretI am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Surely Atw would be better suited to Roger Irrelevant?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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This board isn't as good as it used to be.Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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It's really gone down hillOriginally posted by Alf W View PostThis board isn't as good as it used to be.
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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