In a similar vien to Incognito's recent thread on how fab ID cards are, I wonder if any of you saw the recent edition on Traffic Cops where the cops picked up some illegal immigrants? The Home Office told the cops to give the illegals a piece of paper telling them to report to Crpydon or Liverpool. The cops said they used to arrest illegals but now there are so many they can't be bothered any more. Needless to say the voice at the end of the prog said these guys were never heard of again. Rather than spending money on tulip for brains id cards, these scummy civil servants need to concentrate on the basics of enforcement.
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Have you been watching the new, UK border patrol. The immigration squads arrest them, then release them on their own cognisance to report back for deportation once the paperwork has been sorted out.
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They said "but they will be on the police national database now as absconders"
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Sounds fairOriginally posted by Diver View PostHave you been watching the new, UK border patrol. The immigration squads arrest them, then release them on their own cognisance to report back for deportation once the paperwork has been sorted out.
Never to be seen again
The said "but they will be on the police national database now as absconders"
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I remember some years ago I liked watching that Airport program on BBC about Heathrow as it involved talking to immigration officers to show how they work and think and catch foreigners trying to cross border with wrong reasons etc
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It seems to me we need ID cards to tell who is friend and who is foe. That is, just because someone can't speak English or is acting a bit different doesn't mean he doesn't belong. Everyone fits in and no one stands out. Eventually things will integrate and settle down but not while mass immigration continues remorselessly. The point being that IDiot cards are a solution to a problem of our own making.Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostIn a similar vien to Incognito's recent thread on how fab ID cards are, I wonder if any of you saw the recent edition on Traffic Cops where the cops picked up some illegal immigrants? The Home Office told the cops to give the illegals a piece of paper telling them to report to Crpydon or Liverpool. The cops said they used to arrest illegals but now there are so many they can't be bothered any more. Needless to say the voice at the end of the prog said these guys were never heard of again. Rather than spending money on tulip for brains id cards, these scummy civil servants need to concentrate on the basics of enforcement.Comment
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Fingerprint, photograph, retinal scan and blood-type everybody in the country, and everybody entering the country, then issue them with an Id card.
anybody that fails to produce their card when asked, should be interred in a work camp until they prove they have a right to be here. anybody that refuses to reveal their true identity or country of origin should be harvested for blood and body parts/doner organs
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doner kebabs?Originally posted by Diver View Postshould be harvested for blood and body parts/doner organs
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How likely do think that is to happen in a country where we spend billions on daft id cards but give illegal immigrants a piece of paper when they are caught?Originally posted by Diver View PostFingerprint, photograph, retinal scan and blood-type everybody in the country, and everybody entering the country, then issue them with an Id card.
anybody that fails to produce their card when asked, should be interred in a work camp until they prove they have a right to be here. anybody that refuses to reveal their true identity or country of origin should be harvested for blood and body parts/doner organs
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About as likely as a Jewish president in IranOriginally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostHow likely do think that is to happen in a country where we spend billions on daft id cards but give illegal immigrants a piece of paper when they are caught.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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