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Ooh, GW's on the telly!

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    Ooh, GW's on the telly!

    What a numpty...
    ǝןqqıʍ

    #2
    He's got to say something funny

    "Hey doods don't panic, this suker aint goin down"
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #3
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      He's got to say something funny

      "Hey doods don't panic, this suker aint goin down"
      I love the way he struggles with words more than five letters long
      ǝןqqıʍ

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        #4
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        He's got to say something funny...
        "Now watch this drive..."
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #5
          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post

          I like Will Ferrel's version too
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            #6
            Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
            I love the way he struggles with words more than five letters long

            The phrase "It's not what you know, it's who you know." has never had a clearer mascot.
            Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
            Feist - I Feel It All
            Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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              #7
              Originally posted by PAH View Post
              The phrase "It's not what you know, it's who you know." has never had a clearer mascot.


              That and "who's your daddy?"

              You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by bogeyman View Post


                  That and "who's your daddy?"
                  and grandaddy. Prescott Bush (GW's grandfather) made his money in WWII investing in Hitler. His son George being too young, he identified young lawyer Nixon as useable material, helped Eisenhower into the White House with Nixon as VP, then propelled Nixon into the presidency with George as VP: the dynasty was set up. It was nearly scuppered by the 1960 success of JFK, but in the event the Kennedys did not remain troublesome for long.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by expat View Post
                    and grandaddy. Prescott Bush (GW's grandfather) made his money in WWII investing in Hitler. His son George being too young, he identified young lawyer Nixon as useable material, helped Eisenhower into the White House with Nixon as VP, then propelled Nixon into the presidency with George as VP: the dynasty was set up. It was nearly scuppered by the 1960 success of JFK, but in the event the Kennedys did not remain troublesome for long.
                    How did he make money by investing in Hitler? Hitler lost.

                    Did he short him?

                    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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