UK and US : the next failed states

[PAH]

I don't vote.

Had some knob knock on the door yesterday wanting some details for the electoral role. I shat myself when he said I'd lose my right to vote if I didn't give him the details. That council tax bill for a moment almost seemed worth it. For the first time in ages "It's in the post" worked.

I'm practising my eastern european accent for when he comes back. Anyone know russian for "You want to come in and **** my sister!?"? Where's Atw when you need him?