Contract Cancelled

[BrilloPad]

Diver, exactly how are you familiar with the writings on most of the public toilet walls in your locale? Does Mrs Diver know about this?

My favourite :-

Some come here to sit and think
some come here to s**t and stink
but I come here to scratch my balls
and read the writing on the walls

[Old Greg]

I wonder if I'm too old to be a gigolo?

Perhaps one of those tragic ones. You've got the shakes so can't apply the make up properly, and anyway it wouldn't hide the bruising, cos they don't treat you so well now days. It's a sordid tale.

[Old Greg]

Anyway, liveforever, sorry about this. I guess you need to put it down to experience as take the advice given - seems sound enough to me.

[Spacecadet]

Perhaps one of those tragic ones. You've got the shakes so can't apply the make up properly, and anyway it wouldn't hide the bruising, cos they don't treat you so well now days. It's a sordid tale.

sounds like a chargeable extra

[Old Greg]

sounds like a chargeable extra

Always the businessman.

[EqualOpportunities]

I wonder if I'm too old to be a gigolo?

Not too old, but having seen your photos...

[expat]

I've been offered a contract in the city which is due to start in the next couple of weeks. The pimp has sent all the contract documentation (not signed) and as a result i've cancelled other job offers and various interviews. I'm now being told that this job may be canned...

Where do i stand in this situation?

I advise you to make hundreds of millions of dodgy mortgage loans. Then you'll be looked after.

[DaveB]

My favourite :-

Some come here to sit and think
some come here to s**t and stink
but I come here to scratch my balls
and read the writing on the walls

It's no use standing on the seat,
The crabs in here can jump six feet.
But if you think thats feckin' high,
go next door, the bastards fly.

[expat]

It's no use standing on the seat,
The crabs in here can jump six feet.
But if you think thats flipin' high,
go next door, the bastards fly.

In dieser Klo da wohnt ein Geist
Der jeden der nicht richtig scheisst
Herunter in die Eier beisst!