Britains youngest grannies on 2

[PAH]

Actually, that's a fair point (in a sense) - although I've never seen any tats that I thought were tasteful or appealing in any way.

My biggest disappointment so far with tats on women is discovering Cheryl Tweedy-Cole is infested with them. Maybe she's done it so blokes last a bit longer when she gets her kit off.

For once I'm glad most photos in magazines are touched up. I have an image in my mind of her all oiled up in a skimpy bikini from a photoshoot a few years ago that will be vivid long after I've gone blind!

[HeliCraig]

be vivid long after I've gone blind!

Aaah... you can never beat a good deposit in the w**k bank. Always useful later.

[cailin maith]

I'd be happy to try and find them

On you, it's gilding the lilly dear

She hides most things under a rug. Though they call them merkins in that part of the world.