Hadron Collider halted for months

[AtW]

Spotted that did you, well you're too smart for me, and for the rest of mankind clearly.

[NotAllThere]

Good thing. They should have never been allowed to do something like this anytime soon.

Ridiculous

[NotAllThere]

Learn not to try to re-create Big Bang because it might just be enough to destroy the planet?

nonsense.

This is simple risk management - benefits from this project are totally unknown, while risks are extreme:

Close enough to zero not to matter.

[BrilloPad]

How are the parts made in the UK holding up?

We delivered the coffe machine. It broke in the first 30 seconds.

HTH

[NotAllThere]

Higher energy collisions have been happening since the universe began. It's still here.

Higher energy collisions have been happening in the Earth's atmosphere for the past 4000 million years or so. And it's still here.

Go and play with your nuts.

[Spacecadet]

We delivered the coffe machine. It broke in the first 30 seconds.

HTH

and the french, swiss, germans, spanish and most of the rest of the world know that what comes out of british coffee machines would never be called coffee in a civillized country and refused to use it

[Diver]

Higher energy collisions have been happening since the universe began. It's still here.

Higher energy collisions have been happening in the Earth's atmosphere for the past 4000 million years or so. And it's still here.

Go and play with your nuts.

There was one down the road from me today.
The fiesta was a write off

[thunderlizard]

The fire brigade were called out after a tonne of liquid helium leaked into the tunnel

The firemen in France must have been trained pretty well.

-Hey Marcel, how was le shift?
-Bof, just the one particle accelerator job, comme toujours. Encore du liquid helium.

[Diver]

The firemen in France must have been trained pretty well.

-Hey Marcel, how was le shift?
-Bof, just the one particle accelerator job, comme toujours. Encore du liquid helium.

I wonder how much they charge the protons for a ride around the accelerator?


Geddit, Charge? No!

IGMC

[NotAllThere]

I wonder how much they charge the protons for a ride around the accelerator?

One each.

I think I'm turning into a proton.
Are you sure.
Yes, I'm positive.

IGMC