I'm doing it!!

[snaw]

Yeah. That kind of thing.

Looks like UK criminals are not that advanced - in Russia tatooes mean specific things about position of that person in criminal hierarchy, not necesserily gang, so wrong tatoo can get you in big trouble...

So we'd know that why?

[snaw]

And where do you find out what tattoos mean what, just in case I end up in a Russian jail sometime?

[bogeyman]

Clearly must be absolutely gagging for it

And finally; today at the old baily Mr George Rapist was acquitted by Sir Gouty Fulsome-Buttocks JP on the grounds that his 20 year old victim had either removed her wedding ring, or was not even married.

"She was obviously gagging for it" said the judge.

[snaw]

And finally; today at the old baily Mr George Rapist was acquitted by Sir Gouty Fulsome-Buttocks JP on the grounds that his 20 year old victim had either removed her wedding ring, or was not married.

"She was obviously gagging for it" said the judge.

Indeed.

[AtW]

So we'd know that why?

You wouldn't know that because your horizons are limited - tunnel vision rather than broad view of the world.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Have you ever been with a lady. Know what I mean, Nudge nudge, wink wink

Not after I had him

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Looks like UK criminals are not that advanced.

Not to worry, we seem to be doing a good job importing "advanced" foreign criminals.

- in Russia tatooes [sic] mean specific things about position of that person in criminal hierarchy, not necesserily [sic] gang, so wrong tatoo[sic] can get you in big trouble...

Here they just mean you are a chav.

[AtW]

"She was obviously gagging for it" said the judge.

[snaw]

You wouldn't know that because your horizons are limited - tunnel vision rather than broad view of the world.

Yep. I learnt nothing over the past 14 years, living on three different continents

[bogeyman]

Not after I had him

You do realise that you've ruined him for normal-sized men, don't you?