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    #11
    Originally posted by chef View Post
    sit back, grab some popcorn and start looking to buy a cheap porsche or a cheap house in a few months
    porches are for peanuts already at autotrader

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      #12
      Originally posted by Likely View Post
      porches are for peanuts already at autotrader
      You've never had a Porsche then?

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        #13
        Originally posted by Likely View Post
        porches are for peanuts already at autotrader
        I hear you can get nice ones from Wickes. Your man will be able to put them up in a jiffy.
        Last edited by Moscow Mule; 16 September 2008, 08:57. Reason: damn beaten to it...
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #14
          Originally posted by Likely View Post
          porches are for peanuts already at autotrader
          Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman.
          The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie,
          "Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint the porch?" "Sure, that sounds great!" said Julie.
          "Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the man.
          "Is fifty bucks all right?" Julie asked.
          "Yeah, great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage."
          The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife.
          "Well, she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied.
          About 45 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door. "I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner. The man was amazed.
          "You painted the whole porch?" "Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!" The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie.

          "Oh, and by the way," said Julie, "That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
          Coffee's for closers

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