Woman dials 999 after being sold rabbit with 'non-floppy' ears

[bogeyman]

A woman dialled 999 because a rabbit she bought via a newspaper advert did not have floppy ears, Central Scotland Police have said.

The force is urging the public not to dial 999 unless they are faced with a genuine emergency.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...al/7616451.stm

I doesn't say how much the rabbit's hutch was worth.

[BoredBloke]

That's because it was the BBC and not the Mail

[Peoplesoft bloke]

They should make a new reality telly prog in which people who make these kinds of 999 calls are invited to explain why.

They would receive £5000 for appearing, which would be taken from them at gunpoint on their way home.

[Troll]

They should make a new reality telly prog in which people who make these kinds of 999 calls are invited to explain why.

executed

[Peoplesoft bloke]

executed

That's the bit where I get my £5k back on the way home.