Do you run?

[Spacecadet]

My worst tube crushing incident was one Valentines day when I jsut squeezed myself onto the Northern Line. My face was about 5cm from a Romantic Couple tonguing each other all the way into the city. I was so close I could smell their breath

You probably could have got away with squeezing the birds arse

[badger7579]

My worst tube crushing incident was one Valentines day when I jsut squeezed myself onto the Northern Line. My face was about 5cm from a Romantic Couple tonguing each other all the way into the city. I was so close I could smell their breath

Maybe they would be up for an extra person

[BrilloPad]

Just an open question. Why do people run for the tube at rush hour just as the doors are closing, barging into people already onboard and getting their backpack, briefcase, laptop bag etc jammed in the doors.

Why? there is another train along in a minute or two. Chilll out...

I rarely travel at rush hour. Prefer to start early and finish early.

But for most it seems to be a point of principal. They are too important to wait for anything.

[DS23]

Just an open question. Why do people run for the tube at rush hour just as the doors are closing....

trsisko runs 'cos he's being chased by the traffic police

[TimberWolf]

Clearly the solution to getting more elbow room on the Tube is to smell of wee. Or if you prefer armpits. Disposable waftable wee hankies on sale at entrances to tube stations near you coming soon.

[moorfield]

Why? there is another train along in a minute or two. Chilll out...

Because you might find your missus in bed with another man. Have you not seen Sliding Doors?

[wobbegong]

Maybe they would be up for an extra person

"Excuse me, but seeing as how we're so close I can practically taste your saliva, do mind if I join in?"

[Bob Dalek]

Saw a woman lose a shoe whilst diving onto the 18:23 at Kings Cross to Peterborough as the doors were closing, trapping her foot. Daft tw@t.