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Plan B set back: the animals have escaped

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    Plan B set back: the animals have escaped

    My plan B of going back to the primary economy and taking up farming has had a bit of a set back in that I’ve found that there is a breach in the cages where I am raising swans. Loads of them have been escaping; it’s been going on for ages. Only the great maker knows how many have got out.

    If you see any of them, can you send them home? You can easily tell which swans are mine: they are black.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    My plan B of going back to the primary economy and taking up farming has had a bit of a set back in that I’ve found that there is a breach in the cages where I am raising swans. Loads of them have been escaping; it’s been going on for ages. Only the great maker knows how many have got out.

    If you see any of them, can you send them home? You can easily tell which swans are mine: they are black.
    You want to look at your potential market, the trouble with swans is limiting your customers to the Queen of England (and some Eastern European migrants) isn't going to be great for profits.

    Unless you can overturn ancient English law and become preferred supplier to Aldi for them.

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      #3
      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
      You can easily tell which swans are mine: they are black.


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