slow news day - anything people want to discuss........

**Lucifer Box** · 30 August 2005, 10:33

I'm getting a bit hacked off at moving the furniture around. Humped a heavy wardrobe all around the house yesterday only for Mrs Lucifer to decide she liked it where it was in the first place.

**The Lone Gunman** · 30 August 2005, 10:33

Owen signed for Newcastle. I feel a new Geordie hero coming on.

**n5gooner** · 30 August 2005, 10:37

Originally posted by Lucifer Box

I'm getting a bit hacked off at moving the furniture around. Humped a heavy wardrobe all around the house yesterday only for Mrs Lucifer to decide she liked it where it was in the first place.

been there done that - got the T-shirt etc. etc......it is always the case....move this here - then that there....but you know what I think it was better the way it was!

**Lucifer Box** · 30 August 2005, 10:43

Originally posted by n5gooner

been there done that - got the T-shirt etc. etc......it is always the case....move this here - then that there....but you know what I think it was better the way it was!

In future I'm going to take the precaution of nailing all the furniture down, McD's style.

**WageSlave** · 30 August 2005, 10:56

Originally posted by Lucifer Box

Humped a heavy wardrobe all around the house yesterday

Yeah, I know that problem. I often hump the furniture. It's the varnish...just can't get enough of it.

**Darren@UptonAccountants** · 30 August 2005, 10:58

Owen

Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

Owen signed for Newcastle. I feel a new Geordie hero coming on.

Happy days!!

**Lucifer Box** · 30 August 2005, 10:58

Originally posted by WageSlave

Yeah, I know that problem. I often hump the furniture. It's the varnish...just can't get enough of it.

The dirty slut was gagging for it. And don't tell me she didn't enjoy it really.

**WageSlave** · 30 August 2005, 11:03

Originally posted by Lucifer Box

The dirty slut was gagging for it. And don't tell me she didn't enjoy it really.

She was begging for it...standing there, with her drawers wide open. I certainly gave her some dove-tailing, the saucy minx!

**threaded** · 30 August 2005, 11:17

n5gooner: Funnily enough I was moving some logs I'd be using as an excuse to make lots of noise and sawdust with a chain saw and under one log I found the back two thirds of a rat. Head and front legs missing. Looks like it must have been scampering about when the pile shifted and it were decapitated.

Didn't find the front end though.

slow news day - anything people want to discuss........