There are parallel universes. In fact we are in one. In the real world, President Gore is just coming to the end of his second term. America is peaceful, prosperous, and respected, and there is no Halliburton war in Iraq.
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And my home is now worth 600% more than it was last year.Originally posted by expat View PostThere are parallel universes. In fact we are in one. In the real world, President Gore is just coming to the end of his second term. America is peaceful, prosperous, and respected, and there is no Halliburton war in Iraq.
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It's a great story. I reckon you could do a great film of "La lotería en Babilonia" based around Camelot and loss of civil liberties.Comment
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AtW just hosted the MTV awards and had an orgy backstage afterwards with a host of hot female celebs.
On the bright side Scotland are still basking in the glory of yet another major international tournament triumph.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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There's parallel universes and there's taking the pissOriginally posted by snaw View PostAtW just hosted the MTV awards and had an orgy backstage afterwards with a host of hot female celebs.
On the bright side Scotland are still basking in the glory of yet another major international tournament triumph.
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Originally posted by snaw View PostAtW just hosted the MTV awards and had an orgy backstage afterwards with a host of hot female celebs.
On the bright side Scotland are still basking in the glory of yet another major international tournament triumph.
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You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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If they are parallel - how could we NOT be in one?Originally posted by expat View PostThere are parallel universes. In fact we are in one.
In which universe is Grand Chief Hairy Arse of the many tribes.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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And you're The REAL Millionaire Dim Prawn (TM)?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostAnd my home is now worth 600% more than it was last year.
Keep dreaming.

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