When ones colleagues are scared of one

[aussielong]

Or just get your mates round and have an antisocial party till the early hours, pissing off your neighbours.
You can take the man out of convictland but you cant take the convict out of the man.

I reckon your CRACKERS. I'd love to go down the pub with you!!

I bet your the centre of attention!!

[Bob Dalek]

I reckon your CRACKERS. I'd love to go down the pub with you!!

I bet your the centre of attention!!

You reckon his crackers? Ritz, or Jacobs?

[aussielong]

You reckon his crackers? Ritz, or Jacobs?

cheesy ritz

[ratewhore]

I reckon your CRACKERS. I'd love to go down the pub with you!!

I bet your the centre of attention!!

you're


bloody colonials...

[sasguru]

I bet your the centre of attention!!

Only with the ladies.
The blokes just want to fight with me.

[Churchill]

Only with the ladies.
The blokes just want to fight with me.

That's not what HAB wants...

[Bob Dalek]

That's not what HAB wants...

Er, you were off to the pub... then posting here. Are you actually posting from the pub?

[aussielong]

you're


bloody colonials...

actually my poor spelling comes from my UK schooling. i went to school on a council estate in the UK. luckily, i went to one of the top uni's in the country and managed to emigrate into Oz on the back of that years later

tell me something funny ratewhore...come on..make me laugh...get your lickle wotsit on the keyboard and point it at some funny keyzzzz