...in the CUK house and Dim Prawn has again refused to come out from under his luxury duvet.
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That selfish shellfish is moving into a new shell (more affordable apparently - no sea view though).
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Hi Millionaire Dim Prawn
We all know you're obsessively checking CUK to see if anyone asks you to come back
Shall I post a poll?Hard Brexit now!
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He did pop out to get a pot noodleOriginally posted by Clippy View Post...in the CUK house and Dim Prawn has again refused to come out from under his luxury duvet."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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I thought he got job-lots of past sell-by-date Pot Noodles from Lidl?Originally posted by Ruprect View PostHe did pop out to get a pot noodle
He didn't become a millionaire by wasting his cash, you know.Hard Brexit now!
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Also, he did only say ta ta for today, not farewell.Originally posted by wobbegong View PostNot quite, he did slip under the wire earlier.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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