Knock one out and be on TV

**Bagpuss** · 25 August 2005, 14:48

Davina "And the winner of big vvanker 2005 is..."

Randomchav "Oh my god Davina,my life's ambition, to be considered the biggest vvanker in Britain!"

**The Lone Gunman** · 25 August 2005, 14:53

Originally posted by Bagpuss

"Oh my god Davina,my life's ambition, to be considered the biggest vvanker in Britain!"

Me me, I could do that, I am that Wanchor. I wont have to pay maintenance or anything will I, and I can "do it" in private can't I?

BTW. Censor says Wank is OK Wanchor spelled properly isn't. Odd that

**WageSlave** · 25 August 2005, 15:03

Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

I can "do it" in private can't I?

Why would you want to do it in private?
Starkers on live TV, legs spread wide, shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree. That's what I want to see.

**The Lone Gunman** · 25 August 2005, 15:06

Sorry slave, but I am shy.

**WageSlave** · 25 August 2005, 15:07

Never mind, Gunman. Jenna will cure your shyness

**The Lone Gunman** · 25 August 2005, 15:07

Originally posted by WageSlave

Never mind, Gunman. Jenna will cure your shyness

Jenna?

**The Lone Gunman** · 25 August 2005, 15:09

Due to this thread I just realised another and also appropriate meaning to my handle!

**WageSlave** · 25 August 2005, 15:11

Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

Jenna?

Jenna Jameson. Well worth a handshake of anyone's time

**ASB** · 25 August 2005, 16:13

Men are able to respond to the plea via e-mail.

Hmm, just how do you get the little blighters in the attachment ?

Knock one out and be on TV