Talking about new chancellors, I heard things are likely to come to head next week, with a full-blown sterling crisis.
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Who's going to be Chancellor next week?
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I can see the headlines now........ 'Another BALLS-UP by the Chancellor !!'. Perhaps he should change his name because at the moment it is just too perfect and sums up the current lot in every aspect.
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It's just like the good old days.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostTalking about new chancellors, I heard things are likely to come to head next week, with a full-blown sterling crisis.
Where's the Kalagon and the Healeybun? *
*q.v. Steve Bell - 'Maggies Farm'
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Not in the Valleys, no.Originally posted by zeitghostOoooooooo... a "q. v.".
We don't get many of them...
More "look over by there..."
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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One wag I knew discribed "q. v." as a latin version of hyperlink
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Reminds me of several contracts I've taken to "turn around a failing project", which translates as "paper over the cracks for this IT department in meltdown". This gov is in meltdown. Sterling crisis would be the critical mass point.Originally posted by moorfield View PostNot Darling, he's getting his excuses in early ...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7589291.stm
Reminds me of one of my favourite quotes (by a civil servant).
"We're all focked. I'm focked. You're focked. The whole department is focked. It's the biggest cock-up ever and we're all completely focked."Bored.Comment
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Yes - John Major and his pals used to say that a lot - sadly it seems that after this long in power, no party can accept that voters are sick of themOriginally posted by bogeyman View PostLove it that he thinks the major problem is that "Labour hasn't got it's message across"
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Hmmm we had to wait for the chancellor to be fired after the last Sterling crisis - wonder if this one will quit if it happens?Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostTalking about new chancellors, I heard things are likely to come to head next week, with a full-blown sterling crisis.Comment
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I keep getting flashbacks to Blackadder 4 where the aide to General Melchet was a Captain Darling - and was as effective in getting believed by Blackadder.
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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Well, it looks like it really is tulip!!!"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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