Originally posted by Wilmslow
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Worst blag of the day award….
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Chef's executive summary
"A contractor said he knows a system no-one's ever heard, i know it better, i'm better than a contractor and can prove it .. blah blah"
Chef's response:
who gives a sh!t, if you're that good then fix my SQL problem in Technical.. please, i openly admit I know bugger all about SQL.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostMy nomination is a guy working on behalf of a major IT company, said he knows TestDirector.
We need to upload his word test scripts into QC – anyone knowing their QC knows that getting the tests into a Excel template and exporting using the mapping grid is the way to go.
The con-tractor who professes to know QC insisted on using a Word template. Knowing it does not work well I said sure, go ahead, but you will have to work out the mappings which he refuses / can’t do.
He has 500 scripts to upload, advises this will take months ?!? A team of 4 will sort it in less than a day…..
Finally, he has TWO expected results per test step and asked me to re-write QC to cater for this!!
He is now doing phone a friend, and since suggested he has used Defects part of QC once…….
Anyone pulled a blag, and got away with glory, or suffered death?Comment
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My brain hurts
are you working with Sasguru by any chance?
It's the phone a friend bit that gave it away.
He would have had to phone AtWConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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