Dear Russia
You lost the cold war, so live with it.
Despite having numerous "fat" liberal, self loathing, cowardly yet affluent supporters for your hideous regime who will go to any length to criticise the West, support for your activities is minimal-
Your population is declining because you do not look after your people, so with a midget population of 140 million you will soon be overtaken by the British on our own- we dont need George Bush and his Texas Rangers.
Not only will we have a bigger army than yours but our armies are much better fighters than yours.. furthermore we have a huge army of hooligans who can be called upon at a moments notice by being told that there is a big footy match in Moscow. We also have a vast commonwealth with people from a country called Australia who we will send in with the hooligans to bore you to death. If the first two waves dont do for you then our army (doing a f*** site better than yours did in Afghanistan) being the best fighting machine in the world will finish you off.
If you think you can impress us with a pathetic victory over a country the size of Norfolk with half of Norfolk's IQ, then think again. Cribbing the old Nazi trick of issuing Russian passports to foreign nationals and then using it as an excuse to invade will not fool anyone (except the yellowbellies on this site)
You want another cold war? then fine. Where do your ex pat Oligarchs park their yachts in winter when we send them home? who is going to buy and mine your gas? you certainly dont have the expertise to do it yourself, and you cant bomb every f***ing Danish and German windmill.
So bog off and get yourselves democratised, and come back and play when you are ready to behave like normal human beings.
You lost the cold war, so live with it.
Despite having numerous "fat" liberal, self loathing, cowardly yet affluent supporters for your hideous regime who will go to any length to criticise the West, support for your activities is minimal-
Your population is declining because you do not look after your people, so with a midget population of 140 million you will soon be overtaken by the British on our own- we dont need George Bush and his Texas Rangers.
Not only will we have a bigger army than yours but our armies are much better fighters than yours.. furthermore we have a huge army of hooligans who can be called upon at a moments notice by being told that there is a big footy match in Moscow. We also have a vast commonwealth with people from a country called Australia who we will send in with the hooligans to bore you to death. If the first two waves dont do for you then our army (doing a f*** site better than yours did in Afghanistan) being the best fighting machine in the world will finish you off.
If you think you can impress us with a pathetic victory over a country the size of Norfolk with half of Norfolk's IQ, then think again. Cribbing the old Nazi trick of issuing Russian passports to foreign nationals and then using it as an excuse to invade will not fool anyone (except the yellowbellies on this site)
You want another cold war? then fine. Where do your ex pat Oligarchs park their yachts in winter when we send them home? who is going to buy and mine your gas? you certainly dont have the expertise to do it yourself, and you cant bomb every f***ing Danish and German windmill.
So bog off and get yourselves democratised, and come back and play when you are ready to behave like normal human beings.
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