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    #21
    he pull the trigger................

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      #22
      Originally posted by foritisme View Post
      he pull the trigger................
      ...and out popped Tigger

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        #23
        Bang!
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          Bang!
          Said Tigger, 'Bang, bang bang!'

          JR's eyes widened in horror

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            #25
            The washing machine blew up, hurtling Sue Ellen across the room and smacking against the wall and sliding down to the floor, leaving a red smear as she dropped.
            Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

            Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

            That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

            Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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              #26
              Originally posted by snaw View Post
              The washing machine blew up, hurtling Sue Ellen across the room and smacking against the wall and sliding down to the floor, leaving a red smear as she dropped.
              But at least she died happy...

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                #27
                Originally posted by snaw View Post
                The washing machine blew up, hurtling Sue Ellen across the room and smacking against the wall and sliding down to the floor, leaving a red smear as she dropped.
                She woke up in the shower 5 years later and found that she was, in fact, a he.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
                  She woke up in the shower 5 years later and found that she was, in fact, a he.
                  I guess thats the way the cookie crumbles
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    But at least she died happy...
                    ...with a sloppy, perma-grin on her face and a cucumber in her bloomers.
                    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                      #30
                      SCENE 4

                      [Daylight, about midday, Mid-shot, London Eye and a small group of tourists in the background. CM and Tay are walking <towards the camera POV>, arm in arm. CM is giggling while Tay is cracking jokes (Inaudible). The waters of the Thames begin to stir and froth, the tourists are pointing towards the commotion and taking pictures. <Pan right, tilt and zoom up and out> as a large Green Alien Lizard rises out of the depths, towering 60ft over the banks of the Thames, and walks towards CM and Tay]

                      CM: (Smiling, turns to Tay) Well honey, I guess our date is over, my chaperone is here.

                      TAY: (Wide-eyed, staring at the lizard) Erm. (Hardly registering CM's words) Riight.
                      Last edited by realityhack; 21 August 2008, 09:31.

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