Hypnos beds/mattresses - anyone got one?

[Diver]

Cheaper than a decent mistress

I have an inflatable mistress




Mattress! I meant Mattress

[ferret]

That's quite cheap for a decent mattress

Better

I was slightly embarrassed to be linking to something that was on sale. Contracting certainly has gone downhill...

[Diver]

I was slightly embarrassed to be linking to something that was on sale. Contracting certainly has gone downhill...

You do realise We will talk about you, behind your back now.

[ferret]

You do realise We will talk about you, behind your back now.

While dressed in bargains from charity shops no doubt. Gossip away old chap

[Diver]

While dressed in bargains from charity shops no doubt. Gossip away old chap

Poundstretchers is a treasure trove of bargains and Poundland an Aladdin's cave of affordable treasures.

I frequent them both, along with Aldi's and Liddle's

[ferret]

Poundstretchers is a treasure trove of bargains* and Poundland an Aladdin's cave of affordable treasures*.

I frequent them both, along with Aldi's and Liddle's**

* minging tat

** Aldis and Lidls

[Diver]

* minging tat

** Aldis and Lidls

I don't look at the signs, just the prices

[ferret]

Spelling was more to do with incorrect use of the apostrophe...

[Diver]

Spelling was more to do with incorrect use of the apostrophe...

And my taste in tat

[TimberWolf]

And my taste in tat

Mere mortals who sleep away a third of his life need a decent bed*. For you though Diver a liddle pound-stretched bed would probably do admirably


* And they equate decent with expensive, ho-hum. A blow up mattress is probably just as good. Certainly not £800 / £7.99 = 100 times as bad anyway