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If You Could Say One Thing to Gordon Brown's Face...

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    #11
    Originally posted by pisces View Post
    What would it be?
    It would be...

    "When was the last time Alistair Darling took his head out of your arse and kissed you on the lips?"
    If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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      #12
      Originally posted by pmeswani View Post
      It would be...

      "When was the last time Alistair Darling took his head out of your arse and kissed you on the lips?"
      Boy he sure does have purdy lips.
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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        #13
        Hi Five!

        or in his case, Hi IR thirty Five!

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          #14
          Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
          Hi Five!

          or in his case, Hi IR thirty Five!
          That was really pish.
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #15
            What's the internet login/password for the government's current account ?

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              #16
              Originally posted by moorfield View Post
              What's the internet login/password for the government's current account ?
              Why? You want to make a deposit to help them out of the red?

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                #17
                I think I'd just head-butt him.
                ǝןqqıʍ

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                  #18
                  "I know you! You're the man who stole my pension!!!"


                  (Even permies can identify with this one...)
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #19
                    I'm amazed no-one else has done this response yet!!

                    F**k off

                    Seriously!

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                      #20
                      I've just remembered this from Babylon 5 (SFW)
                      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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