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Originally posted by zeitghostMust be a market opportunity for clothes with metallic thread to short out the Taser.
Terrific idea mind.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time -
Originally posted by The Lone GunmanThat would have to be an impressive thread for it not to burn out like a fuse and leave you with a nice scar.
Terrific idea mind.
Chainmail?
BTW, how much current do these "tazer" fings chuck out?Comment
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rubber suit, feat in a bucket of lead, or just don't do anything that my get you shot with a taze, for example, having a backpack on.....opps...sorry that getting shot with a gunSA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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It's a taser not an electric chair...
There's a lot of volts (70kVish) but not much current.
Chain mail might be better, but it's just so heavy. Ask any Klingon.
So the combination of chain mail, kevlar and some nice metallic thread should make you bullet proof and taser proof.
I can feel a patent application coming on, the Zeitghost (tm) patent anti everything suit.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostIt's a taser not an electric chair...
There's a lot of volts (70kVish) but not much current.
Chain mail might be better, but it's just so heavy. Ask any Klingon.
So the combination of chain mail, kevlar and some nice metallic thread should make you bullet proof and taser proof.
I can feel a patent application coming on, the Zeitghost (tm) patent anti everything suit.Comment
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but if you had a device that sent lots of V and current back that could be a shocking experiance.SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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Originally posted by n5goonerbut if you had a device that sent lots of V and current back that could be a shocking experiance.Comment
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Originally posted by ChurchillBTW, how much current do these "tazer" fings chuck out?Comment
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