"We ain't seen nothing yet!"

[Diver]

I work for a retailer aiming at the price conscious consumer - business is positively booming for my firm, loads to do, and loads of training to be lapped up

Seriously - got a good HP course on only week two of being permie, and another management one on week four. Looking for my third now.....

HP Sauce course

You work in Pound Stretcher and they trained you on the tills. Next up is how to cash up and open and close the store

Sweep up & open and close the door