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    #51
    seems like I have a dilemma
    which one to believe

    1 an eye can be produced by a process of evolution

    2 A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree


    mmm tricky one






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      #52
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      seems like I have a dilemma
      which one to believe

      1 an eye can be produced by a process of evolution

      2 A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree


      mmm tricky one







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        #53
        Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
        No, not likely, but possible. Anything is possible. Even finding Big Foot.

        more possible that all 12 animals lived in China

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          #54
          Originally posted by contractor79 View Post
          more possible that all 12 animals lived in China
          Legend has it that the Lord Buddha summoned all the animals to come to him before he departed from earth. Only twelve came to bid him farewell and as a reward he named a year after each one in the order they arrived.
          Note the word "Legend".

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            #55
            Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
            Note the word "Legend".
            Or maybe it was one of these.

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              #56
              Originally posted by contractor79 View Post
              more possible that all 12 animals lived in China
              you're bonkers mate

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                #57
                Originally posted by Torran View Post
                you're bonkers mate
                He/she is entitled to his/her point of view, no matter how deranged it might be.

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  You don't need muscles to form a good image, just an aperture. A wider aperture allows you to gather more light, but even our eyes don't need muscles to focus anything over about 6 metres away.
                  Analogy:

                  I ask, "Why is the sky blue?"

                  And you reply, "The sky is a mixture of gases and vapours."

                  True, but missing the point of my question.

                  So, again: Where'd the bleedin' muscles pop up from and how come a lens suddenly just appeared? Further: how did it become attached to the hitherto redundant muscles? What were those muscles doing in the eye prior to their happy union with the lens?

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                    #59
                    they were originally two internal organs operating side by side (scientists don't know what the organs were originally for) but then a slimy thing swam a bit too deep and pop in an instant the internal organs herniated to the outside enabling said slimy thing to peer into the gloom.
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                      #60
                      If the eye was designed rather than evolved, it was designed by an idiot, or EDS; it amounts to the same thing.

                      The retina's inside out for a start...poor range of wavelengths. Doesn't let you write to an SD card either.
                      B00med!

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