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London - let's shift it
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London - let's shift it
13Stay where it is23.08%3In the middle of England - Birmingham7.69%1In the middle of UK - somewhere up in Geordie-land0.00%0Somewhere northern but can't favour Yorkshire or Lancs so on top of the Pennines.0.00%0Near our great friends in USA - Belfast0.00%0Near those pesky cheese eating surrender monkeys - Dover7.69%1Somewhere nice and "happy" - Brighton0.00%0Brussels7.69%1Outsource, fool - Delhi53.85%7The poll is expired.
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Can we not just put it on a floating island and cast it adrift in the Atlantic?Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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Isn't it already?Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostWhere's the London should be flooded and turned into an animal sanctuary option?Comment
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London secretly moved to the coast then.Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostBrighton? An unflushed toilet of filth, piss, vomit and skag addicts.Comment
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Inclusiveness requirement, though I did forget to include Islamabad.Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostBrighton? An unflushed toilet of filth, piss, vomit and skag addicts.Bored.Comment
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