Cummon Team GB !
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Scotland's Andy Murray knocked out of the Olympics
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That little diver boy came last.
ahhhh!Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Diver is at the Olympics?Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostThat little diver boy came last.
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What's he competing at? 100 metres drivel, synchronised hand severing?Comment
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That's what happens when you send a boy to do a man's job...Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostThat little diver boy came last.
ahhhh!Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Bloody Prima Donna as well, shouting at the judge and ball boys because his official shirt didn't fit too well. Compare him to how gracious that young lad was for just being there and able to compete.Originally posted by contractor79 View Postscottish when you lose, british when you winComment
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Never mind. At least he's got cheap heroin on-tap back home in Bonny Scotland to blot out the shame.Comment
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Welsh when a Gold is wonOriginally posted by contractor79 View Postscottish when you lose, british when you win

Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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