So how can London better Beijing opening ceremony..

**DimPrawn** · 11 August 2008, 13:38

It can show how wonderful a multicultural, immigrant enrinched city is with a dramatic drive by shooting and knife display team.

**Churchill** · 11 August 2008, 13:43

It could set fire to Gordon Brown with the olympic torch. There must be enough fat on him to keep burning through the whole games!

**Bob Dalek** · 11 August 2008, 13:51

Moaning and bitching event?

**contractor79** · 11 August 2008, 13:52

get some chavs to dance

**TimberWolf** · 11 August 2008, 14:03

We should have a poll on whether we should hold the Olympics. Whose idea was to host anyway? Can we make him enter all the events? Can we cancel at this late stage? What about creating a distraction of some kind, e.g. a global pandemic? Will we be made a laughing stock? Is it all a bit of fun anyway with taking part not winning that counts? Are there any events where you can win by not coming first or by luck or using mind altering drugs?

Not that I'm having second thoughts or anything.

**bobhope** · 11 August 2008, 14:37

Double bill of Keeping Up Appearances?

**contractor79** · 11 August 2008, 14:41

London won't have medals. They discriminate. Everyone will get a gold medal, for taking part.

**Advocate** · 11 August 2008, 14:44

Originally posted by contractor79 View Post

London won't have medals. They discriminate. Everyone will get a gold coloured medal, for taking part.

**contractor79** · 11 August 2008, 14:45

So how can London better Beijing opening ceremony..