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[Spacecadet]

Kitchen Sink Delivered in Manchester!!

[DimPrawn]

Kitchen Sink Delivered in Manchester!!

[DimPrawn]

There seems to be a problem with strange fires in Swindon.

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/n..._in_Chiseldon/

[Bob Dalek]

http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/new...rking_fine.php

Typical old b*stard!

"Motee Darke, who regularly visits KFC in Lyndhurst Road with her friends, says she was disgusted at being penalised for narrowly breaching the 75-minute free allowance while being parked in a disabled spot at the eaterie."

So, she flouts the rules, then waves her pension book and blue badge to avoid a fine. Classic stuff. I'd have made her clean the entire car park with her own tooth brush, assuming she's still got her own teeth.

[Bob Dalek]

Reuters will surely want to syndicate this.

[NickFitz]

Them!

[thunderlizard]

http://www.eadt.co.uk/content/eadt/n...2007:34:17:670

It's quite a scoop!

Sorry, but as a Daily Mail afficionado, I don't know how to relate to that story because it doesn't tell me how much the finger-trapped woman's house was worth.

[Diver]

Sorry, but as a Daily Mail afficionado, I don't know how to relate to that story because it doesn't tell me how much the finger-trapped woman's house was worth.

http://www.houseprices.co.uk/old-fou...d-ipswich-ip4/

HTH