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    #11
    One of my servers is named Satan and another Jehovah.

    Not alot of people know that.

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      #12
      >Where does evil come from?
      Oh that is pretty easy, ask your fellow ape men.

      >Does evil exist?
      Evel Knievel certainly existed

      >Or like Lucifer do you think its all relative?
      "Relative Evil" is the latest JabberWocky production. It stars Harrison Ford as Supreme OverLord the Jabber of Wocky, and David Icke as Chico of Cyan.

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        #13
        Oi Chico...

        ...do good little doggies go to heaven?

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          #14
          Having recently read Rushdies The Satanic Verses I was convinced by the prolog that Satans modern incarnation is possibly a nomadic IT contractor who cannot find any degree of stablity in his location, PS Defoes The History of the Devil is a fascinating work in its own right, that said the Satanic Verses is a veritable tour de force, great reading for your summer vacation.


          Satan, being thus confined to a vagabond, wandering, unsettled condition, is without any certain abode; for though he has, in consequence of his angelic nature, a kind of empire in the liquid waste or air, yet this is certainly part of his punishment, that he is ... without any fixed place, or space, allowed him to rest the sole of his foot upon.


          Daniel Defoe, The History of the Devil
          Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 18 August 2005, 13:20.

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            #15
            Originally posted by wendigo100
            The devil was invented as someone to blame by people who won't take responsibility for their own actions. The biggest lie and deception is that we are told he exists.
            How very astute of you Wendigo,of course there is no Satan and therefore we can do as we will in Life with impunity.

            By the way , is that really your picture ?

            The Devil hath power
            To assume a pleasing shape
            .


            William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 2 scene 2
            Greatest English dramatist & poet (1564 - 1616)

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              #16
              Well, I’ve researched this using the worlds best search engine, and I can now bring you the definitive answer to the question “who is Satan”.

              Turns out he is an jolly, overweight bloke in a red suit who lives at the North Pole.

              HTH.

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                #17
                'The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist'


                The most popular reinterpretation of this quote is in the 1995 movie The Usual Suspects, written by Christopher McQuarrie. In it, Verbal Kint explains the story of Keyser Söze to the cop


                So beware

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Chico
                  The source of all evil not some not most but all evil.
                  Source of all evil on planet earth = Mankind

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Not So Wise
                    Source of all evil on planet earth = Mankind
                    Source of all evil on the planet = The Church.

                    For it is they who determine what is evil and what is holy...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
                      How very astute of you Wendigo,of course there is no Satan and therefore we can do as we will in Life with impunity.
                      It depends what you mean by impunity.

                      If it's against the law, you might get caught by old bill.
                      If it's lawful but bad, someone might get revenge on you.
                      If no-one gets revenge, you have your concience.
                      If you have no concience, then I suppose that's impunity.

                      Does that sound about right? Gosh, jolly deep this, isn't it.
                      By the way , is that really your picture ?
                      Don't you like it?

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