Menace of the violent girls

[TimberWolf]

Failed to maintain control of his female. This is an offence under the Masculinity Laws

These deserve to be written up.

1) Crime: Failure to control one's female. Punishment: Verbal warning and if the situation not immediately rectified , or is a repeat offence, a smack.

[The Lone Gunman]

Failed to maintain control of his female. This is an offence under the Masculinity Laws

You see, that is where we differ. Obviously I am all for womens liberation and equality and you are just a male chauvanist pig. I would gladly punch a woman who was hitting me just as if she were a bloke.

BTW: How would you know it was his bird and not just some random bloke she was talking to?

[Churchill]

The only woman to hit me, other than my dear mother(spare the rod etc.) Was my ex-wife. I suppose I was fortunate that she didn't have a knife in her hand at the time.

Current GF has done some Karate so I'm watching her like a f**kin' hawk!

[Diver]

The only woman to hit me, other than my dear mother(spare the rod etc.) Was my ex-wife. I suppose I was fortunate that she didn't have a knife in her hand at the time.

Current GF has done some Karate so I'm watching her like a f**kin' hawk!

[Diver]

You see, that is where we differ. Obviously I am all for womens liberation and equality and you are just a male chauvanist pig. I would gladly punch a woman who was hitting me just as if she were a bloke.

BTW: How would you know it was his bird and not just some random bloke she was talking to?

He'd be the one looking embarrassed or worried

[FiveTimes]

The only woman to hit me, other than my dear mother(spare the rod etc.) Was my ex-wife. I suppose I was fortunate that she didn't have a knife in her hand at the time.

Current GF has done some Karate so I'm watching her like a f**kin' hawk!

like a scared John Bobbit

[Churchill]

like a scared John Bobbit

Erm, yes! I don't think I'll be misbehavin' with this one.

[Advocate]

The only woman to hit me, other than my dear mother(spare the rod etc.) Was my ex-wife. I suppose I was fortunate that she didn't have a knife in her hand at the time.

Current GF has done some Karate so I'm watching her like a f**kin' hawk!

She'll be like a ninja, just 'cus you don't see her, doesn't mean she doesn't see you. In fact, it's fairly safe to assume that if you cant' see her, you're seconds from death!....there are NO empty rooms, just rooms full of ninjas!

[cailin maith]

She'll be like a ninja, just 'cus you don't see her, doesn't mean she doesn't see you. In fact, it's fairly safe to assume that if you cant' see her, you're seconds from death!....there are NO empty rooms, just rooms full of ninjas!

[Churchill]

She'll be like a ninja, just 'cus you don't see her, doesn't mean she doesn't see you. In fact, it's fairly safe to assume that if you cant' see her, you're seconds from death!....there are NO empty rooms, just rooms full of ninjas!

You're really helping!