Fed up now...

[Diver]

Might I recommend the judicious use of factor "Stay in the Pub"?

Can't, I have a Diving job on Newport Docks this afternoon

[Churchill]

Can't, I have a Diving job on Newport Docks this afternoon

Keep it safe!

I'm off to Maplin for some stuff, need my soldering fix for the day!

[Diver]

Keep it safe!

I'm off to Maplin for some stuff, need my soldering fix for the day!

I have a wonderful soldering station. 2 irons 2 Vac solder suckers, built in tester etc.

Only ever used it once

[oracleslave]

I had SasGuru down

Spare us the details mate.

[Churchill]

I have a wonderful soldering station. 2 irons 2 Vac solder suckers, built in tester etc.

Only ever used it once

Let me guess...

You got 3rd degree burns over 90% of your cock!

[Diver]

Let me guess...

You got 3rd degree burns over 90% of your cock!

I thought it said soldier sucker

[hyperD]

I'm soaked from the knees down...

Me too, but mind you, I've not changed the IncontyPanties for some time and I'm 8 pints of Young's T.E.A down...

[Bob Dalek]

Our resident hedgehog braved the lightning, rain and ear-bursting thunder last night to get to his dinner. I think he's great.

[oracleslave]

Young's T.E.A

Lovely tea that. Certainly my favourite

[Diver]

Absolutely lashing down here