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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    I'm so bored I grabbed a change note from one of the perms to help them out.

    Turns out that all this 2 day changenote requires is changing the number 3 to 13 in 1 place (due to the sheer quality of the code I originally wrote). So its taken me 2 minutes including testing.

    Question is do I announce that I've finished it or surf the net for 2 days.
    Clearly it needs to be more enterprisely. Load the value from a database, or perhaps through a web-service.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      Weekend, sunny, Monday? grey . tulipe.

      Check on car insurance renewal - It gone up over £60!. and its got that auto-renew on it as well meaning I have phone the bastards
      McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
      Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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        How is the head count holding up.

        Exams before or after Christmas?
        Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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          Originally posted by zeitghost
          A few generally disappear over Xmas.
          GALs are as entitled to a good feed then as the rest of us. Leftovers for a week too.

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            Crap day began last night when 6 y/o dropped his DS into the bath. sigh.

            Wake up and there must have been a power bump because the e-mail server in the office is down.

            Ad drizzly day outside, but at least its warm.

            Contemplating applying for work at McLaren - surrey would be a Looong commute.
            McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
            Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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              Morning

              No real commute as hotel is walkable from clients
              Cannot walk as somehow I managed to feck a knee up swimming last night!
              First day in new open plan office and it's wall to wall totty distraction
              First choice on seating plan meant I got the location to survey all that is before me with added bonus of wall behind so no chance of being snooped


              Problem:
              I have to take glasses off to read computer screen or write
              I have to have glasses on to letch at totty
              Don't want to go down bi-focal route

              might be time for laser treatment
              Will be leaving office mid afternoon for journey home
              Thursday - it's the new Friday!
              How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                Originally posted by Troll View Post
                Morning

                No real commute as hotel is walkable from clients
                Cannot walk as somehow I managed to feck a knee up swimming last night!
                First day in new open plan office and it's wall to wall totty distraction
                First choice on seating plan meant I got the location to survey all that is before me with added bonus of wall behind so no chance of being snooped


                Problem:
                I have to take glasses off to read computer screen or write
                I have to have glasses on to letch at totty
                Don't want to go down bi-focal route

                might be time for laser treatment
                Will be leaving office mid afternoon for journey home
                Thursday - it's the new Friday!
                Another problem

                So many wimmin means the morning ritual is to witter on endlessly about what/who you did/saw/went to last night
                Forgotten how noisy groups of wimmin can be... bit like the dawn chorus
                How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                  crap day which will probably get crappier

                  Landlord booting everyone out on technicalities in tenancy agreements. Other tenants having to pay £125+VAT for 60 minutes to clear the space.
                  Bastards!

                  We've been told to leave by end of Dec. or sooner. Madly hunting for space.
                  McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                  Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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                    Woke Up
                    Got out of Bed
                    Dragged a comb across my head
                    Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
                    Looking up I notced I was late

                    I read the news today Oh Boy
                    Mr Cameron had just won the War
                    Altough the Pound was rather Low
                    They had to count them all -
                    Now they know how many Pounds it takes to fill the Eiffel Tower

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                      Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
                      Woke Up
                      Got out of Bed
                      Dragged a comb across my head
                      Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
                      Looking up I notced I was late

                      I read the news today Oh Boy
                      Mr Cameron had just won the War
                      Altough the Pound was rather Low
                      They had to count them all -
                      Now they know how many Pounds it takes to fill the Eiffel Tower
                      Like it!

                      Oh, nearly forgot.

                      Grey, grey, grey,

                      Although at least it's not damp.
                      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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