Grumpy

[Peoplesoft bloke]

OK here are mine:

You don't have a driving license (unless you're a septic)
You don't ask for advise
You don't say "I am not adverse to it"
You have not brought something in the sales
You don't use [sic] unless you know what it means

 

[TheBigYinJames]

OK here are mine:

You don't have a driving license (unless you're a septic)
You don't ask for advise
You don't say "I am not adverse to it"
You have not brought something in the sales
You don't use [sic] unless you know what it means

you forgot my favourite bugbear, people who type ect instead of etc.

 

[LittlestHobbo]

You don't use [sic] unless you know what it means

I've always wondered [sic] what that meant.

 

[BrianSnail]

You do not pour over a map.
You do not reign in your emotions.
Things do not effect you.
You do not loose something you can't find.

lose

 

[TheBigYinJames]

lose

And who said snails don't use irony

 

[Xenophon]

And who said snails don't use irony

009 - you may want to check the first page of this thread. TS made the same schoolboy error.

 

[ThomasSoerensen]

You're a sharp one that's for sure.

sharpest spoon in the drawer

 

[Xenophon]

You do not pour over a map.
You do not reign in your emotions.
Things do not effect you.
You do not loose something you can't find.

For the avoidance of any further homophone confusion:

pore
rein
affect
lose

 

[sasguru]

This thread separates the men from the boys, intellectually.

 

[Advocate]

For the avoidance of any further homophone confusion:

pore
rein
affect
lose

Although making those insertions makes the assertions incorrect!