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    #11
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    How threaded imagines himself to be.
    Slim?
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
      Slim?
      No I am slim already. I meant international man of mystery playboy.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #13
        I want to come back as an Alien so I can come to earth & abduct peeps I don't like & upset local governments
        Growing old is mandatory
        Growing up is optional

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          #14
          I want to be re-incarnated as a mosquito.
          Then I would fly over the motorway and pick a nice car to get smashed against.
          "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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            #15
            I want to come back as Sasguru.

            Suave Sophisticated, witty, handsome, Debonair. a genius









            >I will get the Money by friday won't I Sas?<
            Last edited by Diver; 3 August 2008, 21:21. Reason: Idiocy
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #16
              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              I want to come back as Sasguru.

              Swathe Sophisticated, witty, handsome, Debonair. a genius

              >I will get the Money by friday won't I Sas?<
              Swathed in what?
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #17
                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                I want to come back as Sasguru.

                Swathe Sophisticated, witty, handsome, Debonair. a genius





                >I will get the Money by friday won't I Sas?<
                Ok, let's have another go . . .

                I want to come back as Sasguru.

                Suave, sophisticated, witty, handsome, debonair and a genius.





                >I will get the money by Friday, won't I Sas?<
                The vegetarian option.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  If you were to be reincarnated - what would you like to come back as? Why?
                  As woody allen said: "I would like to come back as Warren Beattie's fingers"
                  Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                    #19
                    A cat with a good home.
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                      A cat with a good home.
                      That means no knackers.

                      How about a cat with a not-too bad home, but can't be arsed with the vet's bills?
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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