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If you were to be reincarnated...
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No I am slim already. I meant international man of mystery playboy.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostSlim?Hard Brexit now!
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I want to come back as an Alien so I can come to earth & abduct peeps I don't like & upset local governmentsGrowing old is mandatory
Growing up is optionalComment
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I want to be re-incarnated as a mosquito.
Then I would fly over the motorway and pick a nice car to get smashed against.
"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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I want to come back as Sasguru.
Suave Sophisticated, witty, handsome, Debonair. a genius
>I will get the Money by friday won't I Sas?<Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Swathed in what?Originally posted by Diver View PostI want to come back as Sasguru.
Swathe Sophisticated, witty, handsome, Debonair. a genius
>I will get the Money by friday won't I Sas?<Hard Brexit now!
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Ok, let's have another go . . .Originally posted by Diver View PostI want to come back as Sasguru.
Swathe Sophisticated, witty, handsome, Debonair. a genius
>I will get the Money by friday won't I Sas?<
I want to come back as Sasguru.
Suave, sophisticated, witty, handsome, debonair and a genius.
>I will get the money by Friday, won't I Sas?<Comment
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As woody allen said: "I would like to come back as Warren Beattie's fingers"Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf you were to be reincarnated - what would you like to come back as? Why?
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A cat with a good home."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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That means no knackers.Originally posted by DaveB View PostA cat with a good home.
How about a cat with a not-too bad home, but can't be arsed with the vet's bills?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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