If you don't start, I'm gonna shoot you...

**oracleslave** · 28 July 2008, 13:39

Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

What a remarkable looking chap...

He should have been trimming the hedge he'd just been backwards through.

**Xenophon** · 28 July 2008, 13:40

Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

What a remarkable looking chap...

Witnesses told police that he appeared to have been drinking.

More than a couple of beers, I'd say...

**BrianSnail** · 28 July 2008, 13:46

"Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty," said Dick Wagner, of Wagner's Garden Mart in Milwaukee.

Quite intelligent those Americans...

**milanbenes** · 28 July 2008, 13:48

I love this bit:

'A local retailer said that Mr Walendowski might now have difficulty getting his lawn mower repaired.

"Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty," said Dick Wagner, of Wagner's Garden Mart in Milwaukee.

'

Milan.

**Xenophon** · 28 July 2008, 13:50

I like the bit about voiding the warranty. Has anyone read that part?

Oh, you all have. At least twice.

**The Lone Gunman** · 28 July 2008, 13:51

Beans old chap. That guy looks like you!! (on a good day).

**milanbenes** · 28 July 2008, 14:02

LG,

less of it

Milan.

p.s. did you see the bit about the warranty

**BA to the Stars** · 28 July 2008, 14:19

But does the warranty state that the lawnmower should not be shot - we are talking Septics here, the nation that brought use cases should as microwaving the dog to dry it off (& the claimant won because the microwave instructions did not state not to be used for drying dogs), people getting burnt because the coffee they had just bought was hot and the Darwin award classic of the guy who put his Winnibego (sp) - camper van to you and me - on cruise control whilst he went in the back to make a coffee

**sasguru** · 28 July 2008, 14:24

Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post

But does the warranty state that the lawnmower should not be shot - we are talking Septics here, the nation that brought use cases should as microwaving the dog to dry it off (& the claimant won because the microwave instructions did not state not to be used for drying dogs), people getting burnt because the coffee they had just bought was hot and the Darwin award classic of the guy who put his Winnibego (sp) - camper van to you and me - on cruise control whilst he went in the back to make a coffee

I suggest you look at truthorfiction.com before posting urban legends.

If you don't start, I'm gonna shoot you...