I know, let's uses taxes to re-inflate the house market

[TimberWolf]

Since when was life fair? If life was fair I would have been born as the invisible man and could frequent the female changing room at my local gym.

Impressive use of those superhuman powers this may be, there's no need for invisibility powers. When you are born you are allowed to use the women's changing room and this lasts until you are aged 6 or so - or much longer if you are female.

[RichardCranium]

What? And have a leader that wasn't elected?

That could never happen here.

Where were you when the John Major coup got him in without being elected?

I was referring to the present encumbrance. Gutso Gordo, the first hereditary Prime Minister.

[Addanc]

Dump tax credits, raise personal allowance, sack lots of HMRC bods. Simple

Nu Liebour think there so much smarter than the average punter and hence are much better qualified to spend our money, unfortunately when we are talking Nu Liebour we are talking the shallow end of the gene pool.