Police came round tonight....

[ace00]

Wilmslow!
Sheesh! you could have at least lied and said that MafiaMan had been hauled off kicking and screaming after being Tazered several times by the police

Yes, much better. Screaming again and again "I kill you! I KILL YOU!! And your children and their children! Why you do this? WHY?? I love you like brother an' you keel me, my poor mamma, a-what-a she-a gonna do (started talking Italian see)?! <sobs uncontrollably>"

[realityhack]

I prefer EO's stories.

[realityhack]

Yes, much better. Screaming again and again "I kill you! I KILL YOU!! And your children and their children! Why you do this? WHY?? I love you like brother an' you keel me, my poor mamma, a-what-a she-a gonna do (started talking Italian see)?! <sobs uncontrollably>"

I find 'Prego' a useful retort in most Italian restaurants - he could keep saying that and waving cheerfully.

[milanbenes]

Wilmslooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

4/10

that was a crap story you must try harder next time


Milan.

[FiveTimes]

I prefer EO's stories.

WHS

[EternalOptimist]

Well, here is what happened.

Summary to date – chav Italian neighbour and his chivvy builder parking and amandoning loads of cars and vans with only one parking space. Should have build drive for three, has not, hence neighbours are outraged.

Police gave neighbour a ticket for parking outside my house using a technicality discretion ticket.

Mr Mafia calls police about my car outside my house. Police have a friendly chat with me, says he knows all about what has been happening, complements the GTV and off on his way.

Mr Mafia bumbles over complaining he had a ticket and I do not. Plod stays in his car not impressed by Mr Mafia who tirades the copper for 20 mins, long after I am inside my house.

Mr Mafia told me the nice elderly neighbours called the police.

I toddle to the elderly peeps with bottle of wine – they know nothing about police and parking, and we had a really nice chat.

Hence, strong evidence that Mr Mafia wants to try to stop me parking outside my own house as the police are not allowing him to park outside my house due to his abusive nature, and the ticket he was given for constantly ignoring the peace requests from the police. Also tries to get the neighbours hating each other.

All he has done is to draw attention to himself from the local constabulary.

His mother lives with him – a lovely elderly person with emphysema – she deserves better than a looney tune son giving hatred to the house.

I am suprised the police didn't arrest him. 20 minutes of tirade, they normally nick people for much less

[KentPhilip]

Police gave neighbour a ticket for parking outside my house using a technicality discretion ticket.

WTF is a "technicality discretion ticket" ???

Was he on double-yellows?

[Xenophon]

Wilmslooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

4/10

that was a crap story you must try harder next time


Milan.

[NickFitz]

WTF is a "technicality discretion ticket" ???

Was he on double-yellows?

Parked too close to a junction, IIRC.

I daresay you could google for the whole sorry saga, if you have nothing better to do... but I'm sure you have

[Peoplesoft bloke]

WTF is a "technicality discretion ticket" ???

...

Made up. Like the rest of it.