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In that case I'll warrant AtW has 20/20 vision.Originally posted by PRC1964Too much sex makes your eyes go funny[/url] -
That explains a lotOriginally posted by PRC1964Too much sex makes your eyes go funnyWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Why oh why - did I do it?
I think my previous relationship was
a case of "emotion induced blindness".
Probably deafness too.
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I read that too. I reckoned I am about 10 years to the good on that one. Still cant take too many risks, best keep up the good work.Originally posted by zeitghostthere was an article in NS some time ago to the effect that indulging in self abuse 6 times a week between the ages of 15 and 50 greatly reduces your chances of getting prostate cancer...I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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Then I've still got a long way to go. Although I have the wrists of an 80 year old.Originally posted by zeitghostIt gets a bit more difficult once you're past 50...
I've also got his toupee.Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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