This is something not even Xoggoth could think of. 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...ry-Hoover.html
A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner.
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The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen.
The man claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover
A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose".
According to the Sun, the contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site near the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital where his firm is refurbishing administration offices.
The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the hoover" before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...ry-Hoover.html
A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner.
How About That: More weird news from around the world
The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen.
The man claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover
A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose".
According to the Sun, the contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site near the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital where his firm is refurbishing administration offices.
The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the hoover" before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.
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