If he doesn't show up soon, I'm gonna quit.
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You should know. Did you book him a holiday?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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WHS...Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostWho cares?"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Perhaps he's been nicked for something and is awaiting deportation?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Last I heard he had got a contract with Carpet warehouse testing the durability of a sh@g pile number three axminster by chasing a ewe around for eight hours a day in his socks
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Well, at least he has found his vocation. We should be happy for him.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostLast I heard he had got a contract with Carpet warehouse testing the durability of a sh@g pile number three axminster by chasing a ewe around for eight hours a day in his socks

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